Another Kind of Pocket Rocket

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When I saw the name on the small box in my Christmas stocking — a box put there by my DAUGHTER — I had to raise my eyebrows. I mean, she knows me well, but still . . .

But, yes, this is my daughter the Make-up Diva. I should have known! Still, it’s not only a pretty lip gloss, it gave me a laugh, too. The first one is the gloss she got for me — um, I guess she really does know me well!


I found these instructions on the web:

“Bringing more than a little fun to the world of lip gloss, the Urban Decay Pocket Rocket makes a playful gift for a hen party, new divorce, naughty colleague, or to fulfil your own fantasies…can you handle them all?

Directions of use:
Flick your wrist to disrobe the boys.
Rub the ink on the tube to release the undetectable smell of sexy pheromones.”

About anyadavis

Anya Davis writes in the real world, on a slightly tilted axis. Faux angels, humans with the genes of gods . . . and wolves. Dark suspense and wickedly erotic paranormals: reality, reimagined. Anya is a member of the Ohio Valley chapter of Romance Writers of America. She is unpublished, but working hard.

2 responses »

  1. I need some of those!!!!
    Seriously though, when I first looked at the pictures, I thought they are vibrators!!!! Lips gloss with hunky men! What could be a better gift?

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